Barbados Giant Green Turtles

SWIM WITH THE
TURTLES IN
BARBADOS 



 I WOULD PROBABLY BE IN BARBADOS NOW AND MOST OF MY LIFE IF IT WASN'T FOR THE NASTY WICKED OPPORTUNISTS IN BARBADOS , BUT HEY MY THAI WIFE CAN'T STAND THEM EITHER AND IT DIDN'T TAKE HER LONG TO SEE THEIR NASTY WAYS!

     DON'T BE FOOLED BY THEIR SMILES AND ASS ILICKING THEY JUST WANT YOUR MONEY 

MY TOURS ARE SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY, SORRY , BUT DUE TO THE FACT THAT ALL THE JOHNNIE COME LATELIES AND WANNABE TOUR GUIDES AND   BOYS THAT MARRY RICH GIRLS AND OR HAVE THEIR DADDY AND MUMMY BUY THEM BIG VANS LIKE WILLIAMS TOURS SCOTT DAVIS, A LITTLE SHIT THAT I KNEW WHEN HIS FAMILY FIRST COME TO BARBADOS  A LITTLE DAVIS AND HE SISTERS AND BROTHER THAT I USE TO BRING UP AND PROTECT FROM BEATINGS AT SCHOOL ,COME AND MOVE IN ON MY FAMILY AND ESPECIALLY AFTER MY FAMOUS SUCCESSFUL DAD DIED THEN THE VULTURE HIS FATHER HAROLD  AND MUDDA  JASMINE THE ONE THAT MAKES THE RUM PUNCH AND CAKES FOR SCOTTIE (WEIRDO)CONNED MY MOTHER AND STOLE MY INHERITANCE THE GREEDY DAVIS'S (MY COUSINS )DEM COME FIND US WELL OFF AND THEN BEFORE YA NOW IT THEM ASS LICKING ALL OUR WELL OFF FRIENDS LIKE THE PARRAVICHUNKERS  AND SUCKING UP TO MY SISTER AND STAYING AT HER PLACE IN MIAMI  AND NOW DEM GOT THE JOBS AT REALTORS  OF BARBADOS ,THE WELCH'S    or THAT ASSHOLE MARIO WILLIAMS THAT NOW GOT SHACKS SET UP CALLED BARBADOS BOOKINGS BUT REALLY THEY ARE JUST TO GET THEM BUSINESS AND SLANDER OTHER OPERATORS ,SEEMS ALL OF THEM BOYS ARE BACK STABBERS AND BAD MOUTHERS , THEIR FATHER LAWRENCE WAS A FRIENDLY AND NICE MAN AND WE HAD MANY DRINKS AT CARIB BEACH BAR IN THE OLD DAYS , NOW HIS BROTHER LARRY  DEAD AND DEM SELL OFF WILLIAMS TOURS TO THE DAVISeS AND CAVES MAYBE TOO ,AS I DON'T BELIEVE A GARDENER EVEN A  GARDENER FOR A SANDY LANE HOTEL OWNER COULD HAVE SAVED THAT $400,000  (THINK SCOTT WORKED FOR BAJAN TOURS THAT WENT BELLY UP BACK IN THE LATE 80S) Oh wait maybe Cousin Ron of Globe Finance Bigging dem up !The freckly bitch that I show around TO and that I friended for a few years growing up and even returned a girlfriend that I took from him ! 

BUT I GUESS SEEING ME DO ANYTHING THEY WOULD WANT TO TO BE GREATER OR STEAL IT !! YOU CAN'T DO WHAT I DO YOUR PUSSIES! DON'T CARE HOW MUCH VANS AND WEIRDOS YOU GOT !)

FOR A SHORT TIME TO BUY THAT CO WILLIAMS TOURS 

 SEE THE SIMILARITY , WAIT UNTIL WHAT YOU WANT GETS SELL OFF AFTER A MISFORTUNE OR TRAGIC DEATH  !

THIS IS USUALLY THE CASE WITH JOHNNIE COME LATELIES IN BARBADOS AND THE WANNABEES THAT CAN'T GET ANYTHING ON THEIR OWN THEY JUST LEACHE   AND I HAVE ENCOUNTERED THIS ALL MY LIFE, OR COME TO BARBADOS FROM JAMAICA LIKE ROBERT POVEY AND MARRY A RICH MAN'S DAUGHTER (MY COUSIN'S DAUGHTER)AND GET FUNDED FOR COOL RUNNINGS (TO THINK I CUT ALL THEIR HAIR MANY TIMES FOR CHEAP AND NOW THEY THINK THEY BIGGER THAN ME ) 

bUT HEY MOST OF THE CUNTLIES IN BARBADOS WOULD NOT EVEN COME TO ME FOR A PROCUT , NOT NOW-A-DAYS ANYWAY AS I CHARGE NOW , BACK WHEN I USE TO DO IT CHEAP THEY DID  , EVEN THOUGH MOST BARBERS AND HAIRDRESSERS DEAD OFF !

  I COME FROM A LONG LINE IN BARBADOS OF MEN THAT HAD TALENT WITH THEIR HANDS AND THEIR WITS !TIME WILL TELL !BUT THESE NEW JOHNNIES JUST PLAY LIKE HEY ARE FRIENDS AND MOOCH OFF YA TRYING TO GET YOUR SISTERS AND MOTHERS TO BAMBOOZLE THEM TO GET THEIR WEALTH AND POSSESSIONS ! 

WELL I BEEN DOING TOURS IN BIMSHIRE ALL MY LIFE BY BOAT AND CAR AND I DO IT ON A SHOESTRING  AND HEY I AM SURE FOLKS GET A MORE AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCE !I'LL BE BACK!

   BUT I THANK GOD I CAN CUT HAIR ESPECIALLY IN THIS HURRICANE SEASON AND DEPRESSION IN BARBADOS ECONOMY AND HAVE A CANADIAN PASSPORT .

BUT DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH A JOHNNY COME LATELY AS I BORN IN BARBADOS LIKE MY PEOPLE FOR OVER 300 YEARS ON BOTH SIDES OF MY FAMILY  BORN AND BRED  AND BEEN AROUND THE ISLAND MORE THAT ANY OF THEM EVEN IF I STAY AWAY ANOTHER FEW YEARS !I HAVE SPENT NEARLY 40 YEARS IN BARBADOS AND THE REST OUTSIDE IN CANADA MOSTLY , BEEN IN MANY ISLANDS BIG AND SMALL AND LIVED IN 5 MAJOR CITIES IN N.AMERICA AND VENEZUELA AND BEEN TO THAILAND TOO!

OH AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CHEAP GREEN RUM AT PIRATE'S COVE AS THOSE FELLOWS FROM BLACK PEARL AND HARBOUR LIGHTS ARE NOTORIOUS FOR GETTING RICH OFF OF YOUR LIVERS !

   AND TOURS WILL HAPPEN  AGAIN IN THE FUTURE ,GOD JESUS WILLING !

1:Use the contact form to check with me if date is available .

2:Make a 50% deposit via Pay-pal to confirm your date or pay in full.

Cell:(1-246)261-0968 OR when in Barbados  land line ):)1-246)624-71963


PLEASE Just click on the BUY NOW BUTTON ON THE LEFT and enter amount and description 


BOOK the boat for US$125 per hour  ( 3 hrs minimum) for up to 6 guests  for cruising  with stops at turtle sites and swimming spots for snorkeling on coral reefs  .

 


PRIVATE 5 hour  ISLAND  TOUR  
to Attractions and places of your choice ,either North and East Or South and East and most return via the West Coast ( Rich and Famous coast) US $100 per Person , Includes snacks/drinks/and a light lunch .(3 Guest MAX)


   I was a former captain on the famous 'Bajan Queen ' party cruises, a  converted tug ship 1989-90 , and in more recent times 2005-06 a driver/tour guide  with the original Adventureland off road 4x4 tours and  since 2006 , in my own small boats and small vans and private cars .  I guarantee  couples will have a great day .

     All prices are in US dollars .

Feel free to contact me .


Cattlewash beach east coast Barbados West Indies

We will go for a walk on this Lovely 4 mile strip of beach and can find shell and see rock formations that are unique in the world .